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Albtm.

An acronym, short for A Little Bit Too Much.
by leedsunitedxo March 3, 2010
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Albomb

noun verb

An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.

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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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Aluminum Noodle

Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.
Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.
by BrownsauceYUH! April 29, 2012
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Albuquerque Achoo

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
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Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
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alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.
Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.
by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016
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albulgasus

A creature that is part alpaca, part bull, and part pegasus. They crawl out of a pregnant woman's vagina and are fully grown when they come out. They live to kill.
Keilani: Holy shit!!
Jack: Push babe!!
Keilani: -pushes- WHAT THE FUCK

Jack: ...
Keilani: THATS NOT A BABY?! WHAT THE FUCK JUST CRAWLED OUT OF MY VAGINA???!!
Jack: It's..it's an albulgasus
by shitandgiggle March 10, 2016
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