Laura Leslie

The talented twerk master. Can twerk whilst making you a turkey dinner, doing your laundry, giving you 8 kids and making sure your debit card gets maxxxeed out in vegas. She won’t give you pink eye with her twerk cuz she so talented.

Laura Leslie twerked sooo hard that she made sure that slut Sarah’s debit card got maxxxxxed the fuck out at a Las Vegas CVS.

by qootaerra November 26, 2021

Laura-Maria

Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful

Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?

Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!

by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021

Laura katherine

The worst person you will ever meet in your life. A snake that slithers thru the merkiest waters just waiting to attack. Hails from the hills and mountains of pure inbreds and other things that crawl. Also weighs as much as a Chevy Tahoe.

That Laura katherine sure is a snake.

by ValleyGirl85 July 6, 2022

laura valley

the art of pregaming beers before going to the gym

1. i felt bad about drinking so i pulld laura valley and now i feel so much better

2. I was going to pull a laura valley last night but instead i pulled a kayla boyd and woke up naked in a stable next to an amish guy

by jackoamn66 April 2, 2014

laura trotta

The ugliest hoe at the party

Oh god, look at that girl, she's hideous!

Yeah, she is such a Laura Trotta!

by Theny September 10, 2016

Laura

Laura is a my mum and i think thaht she sus beacouse she vent on my salottolo. One day she told me that i cant doing nothing beause i dont do my homework and i got mad. Im in love with aidan

Iva: is not that the cimice took my ginocchio?

Laura: IMPOSSIBLE BEACUSE ITS A FUCKING CIMICE AND HE DONT DO NOTHING

by Sto cazzo porca puttana November 24, 2021

Laura

Number one ass eater

Someone point me to the best ass eater.
**points at Laura**

by Amba9904 December 13, 2021