Fetal Cannon

Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.

Dude, that bitch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!

by Han and Luke January 21, 2008

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

nick cannon

Someone who is hilarious

"Nick Cannon is hilarious" - Dave Chappelle's son

by Cascade Cabernet April 27, 2004

douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.

That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.

by Austin,Tdub, Dmoney,Smorilla April 4, 2008

Dolores cannon

Just Google dolores cannon and you'll see she cured cancer and covid and many other ailments with her QHHT method. She's also contacted source energy. Look up source energy, it's the giant energy ball called God. With the age of Aquarius this information is resurfacing . We haven't had advanced methods like this since atlantis fell. Plato talks of atlantis. Dolores cannon uses the higher subconscious mind to preform miraculous healing. Simple science really. Basic manifesting.

Hey dude dolores cannon is so lit she literally has contacted the god source energy and cured cancer and covid and she wasn't even trying she just stumbled upon the higher self one day while practicing, what a baller. Grandma dolores is the real OG.

by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021

chocolate cannon

when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.

Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"

Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"

by chief bigstick October 24, 2011

clam cannon

The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.

That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.

by LocoMoto December 18, 2014