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January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021
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airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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December 1st

December 1st is known as National Attack How Gabby Drives Day! A day where you attack how your beloved Gabby drives.
“gabby can’t park lol”
“gabby hit a curve again🙄”
“gabby is street racing a random boy again”
“it’s because she can’t see over the steering wheel
“hey don’t get imani mad, it’s December 1st!”
by not kdog December 1, 2021
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December 1st

The day in which you can but with all of your might with no shame.
It is December 1st so I can FINALLY but again!
by I rlly wanna die December 1, 2019
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November 1st

it’s november 1st, i gotta to ask out my crush now.
by juniordelltop October 30, 2021
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zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.
Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander
by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023
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April 1st

April 1st is also known by many view as national gay sex day
"Hey what are you doing this weekend? Do you wanna hang out?" Jimmy asked.
"No sorry, I'm busting it down on April 1st." Tod replied.
by anonymous March 27, 2023
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