Chode

When someone reaches unimaginable levels of being a shmuck and a douche

Guy: Sir I think you need a wrench not a spatula to fix a engine
Chode: Fuck you, it's my car I'll fix it how I damn please
Guy: (walks away) What a fucking chode

by McNugget3000 June 17, 2020

Chode

A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.

Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!

by Outbreak1 March 15, 2016

Chode

A dick the is very wide but but long at all

Bob: "have u seen rian's dick pic it's going around"
Fred : "ya it's so small"
Bob: "ya I no he's got such a chode"

by Fanny hunter December 11, 2017

chode

cheese wheel

I eat chode for lunch.

by fuzz August 20, 2003

chode

a penis that is wider than it is tall. not a gooch!, a short, fat, and probably grodie ass dick. call your gooch a chode and people will laugh, but tell people you have a chode and people won't even talk to you. a chode is a chode, DON'T BE IGNORENT!

"i can't tell what i'm looking at in this picture stu"
"that's okay, just put it into chode mode"
or
"check out this chode de la fragrance.....it's authentic!"
or
"whopper chode" "muffin chode" "chode ass"

by mattkeepsittp March 16, 2007

chode

A penis or person wider than are tall.

Matty G is a human example of a chode. His penis haircut adds the chode effect.

by CHODO June 6, 2005

chode

penis that is wider than it is long. a chode smoker is one who likes to eat it!

pull that chode out of ur ass u sick bastard.

by chode smoker July 16, 2003