John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023

John Keaney

Sexiest man alive

Damn he really looks like John Keaney

by I heart bbc August 13, 2021

John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441

John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.

by Hunoid January 25, 2022

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

John Cena

John Cena is a professional wrestler with a meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024