when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

The red pubic tidal wave

The image certain, unfortunate, ladies see when they are about to preform fellatio on their ginger haired partner

Stephen. Are you feeling frisky babe
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so

by Gemma111 April 12, 2021

double-take runny red sock

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.

After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.

by WAUF March 31, 2008

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Black hair is not better than red hair

Black hair is not better than red hair

Black hair is not better than red hair

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

red do be kinda sus tho ngl

How to respond to "red sus" to guarantee them to get booted

Yellow: red sus
Red : no
Green: Red do be kinda sus tho ngl

red was the impostor

by Hand Over Your Ears Young Man November 27, 2020