National Horny for Animal Day

One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.

National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!

by funny_stuff November 12, 2020

national risky text day

National risky text day is may 25th.

Send a risky text to someone special

"Today's national risky text day"

by bjasbsksisjdksizhxh May 25, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

On December 2nd ask your crush out and give it a shot

If they say no that’s tuff...

Oh shit I heard Johnny ask out Sarah on National Ask Your Crush Out Day

by Jim Donahey December 2, 2019

National See You Next Tuesday Day

National See You Next Tuesday Day is observed on October 20th, commonly in the floral industry. The day is celebrated by making certain to bid farewell to deserving customers with, "See You Next Tuesday Day!" even when there is no intention to follow through when next Tuesday arrives!

It is National See You Next Tuesday Day! See you next Tuesday!

by jrchi October 20, 2016

National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018

National stfu and leave me alone Day

Since everyone want to grab each other for like 37 days straight on April 13 we all just gonna chill. No gripping, grabbing or slapping each other.

person 1: Yo, it’s April 12 don’t fucking touch me...
person 2: what??
person 1: it’s national stfu and leave me alone day... gtfoh

by i’m right... you’re wrong May 25, 2018

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 6, 2019