Jack and Phil

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!

Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana

Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

jack

alcoholic

Jack got so wasted this weekend, he’s such an alcoholic.

by fucjing cool February 12, 2021

Jack

The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.

Ugh, he was being such a damn jack yesterday!

by Pineapple pastel May 20, 2018

theiceninja-jack

Jack moon

A personal friend known as theiceninja-jack

by Spas Baby May 15, 2018

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

jack

jack is a loser who always hates his friends and is a fucking dickhead

Fuck jack

by egg124 March 8, 2020