When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003
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The red pubic tidal wave

The image certain, unfortunate, ladies see when they are about to preform fellatio on their ginger haired partner
Stephen. Are you feeling frisky babe
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so
by Gemma111 April 12, 2021
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double-take runny red sock

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
by WAUF March 31, 2008
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Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008
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Black hair is not better than red hair
Black hair is not better than red hair
by Real Alberto June 06, 2022
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a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
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can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
by xxxCUTExxx December 31, 2016
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