Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Cheesed

Meaning angry, pissed off, or frustrated.

I'm so CHEESED right now!

by SquiddoKiddo August 20, 2016

Blue Cheese

(n.) Little lumps of a white cheesy smegma mixed in with blue toilet water cleaner. Usually occurs when your dick is so long that it touch da water.

My boy Eric's dick touch da water. Splash. Splash. Dick head look like a pirate ship sailing the deep blue. Making dat blue cheese, doe.

by ChimmyChummy September 14, 2016

Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016

cheese

Why are you looking up the definition of cheese?
Stupid idiot, are you?
Looking to be cheesy? Tryna be funny?

I got three words for you: IT'S NOT WORKING. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT CHEESE IS

by Honorificabilitudinity October 8, 2016

Cheese

Cheese
eg. Mortal Kombat
Sweep, run, block for life.

"Awww man... That was cheese..

by techknowlogies October 14, 2016

Munchin on Cheese

When a girl swallows a guy's semen while giving head

Guy 1:"Man I had that girl I was with munchin on cheese in a parking garage last night"

Guy 2:"Bruh she sucked yo dick on the first date? You an OG"
Guy 1:"that wasn't the only thing she did"
Guy 2:"savage"

by HPinky October 23, 2016