Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

You buying what I'm selling?

do you understand?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea

by Devykinz October 6, 2012

I make it do what it do

I make it happen like an operations managers! make the world go round, I get it done, am the reason it works

Q: Hey Joe what you up to?
A: Nothing much, you know,I make it do what it do my nig

by itsBennyBlancob January 7, 2012

Do What I Want

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

That's what she thought

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010

that's what she said

A joke that was funny the first few hundred times.

You: (say anything)
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.

by Wilyhawk June 18, 2011

0w0 What's this?

"0w0 What's this?" originates from a Reddit copypasta which I can't copy and paste it because I'm in fucking Middle School right now. Most people use it as a sexual joke by saying "*notices bulge* 0w0 What's this?" in there Roblox rp server, Discord, or whatever shitty social media you kids use today. I'm just an edgy 12 year old and I say it whenever I want.

RPer: *notices bulgy wulgy* 0w0 What's this?
Intellectual: Shut the fuck up you wierdo

by Oofmania May 8, 2018