Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

2 fingers up

mean that you are scared to text anyone first.

omg he is holding 2 fingers up. he will never text me first!

by speakfact September 21, 2022

2 Fingers up

2 Fingers Up Means You Are Mad Obsessed With Me And Want To Get Me Lots Of Candy <3

2 Fingers Up

Means you owe ME LOTS of Candy 🤭

by b.ballboi101 June 13, 2022

Horny day 2

The second horny day. May 24

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0

by Swikbox May 24, 2021

November 2

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

by wika October 27, 2019

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023