D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

SONIC D

The Nigga that puts fear in these opps hearts , Local Sleepy Hollow Shooter/ gunner ,Your worst nightmare . Sonic D is a Satan disciple from the "Hollows". He is a straight mfkin savage ,everyone knows his name .Hes also sweet and Chinese 😎

Oh no ! There goes sonic D boutta go catch a body!

by Angel Perez May 7, 2018

D bags

Ugly fatass psychopath who loves guns, hacking me, and listening to the worst rap music known to man.

D bags loves lying about me and trying to get me to "unalive", while listening to Kodak Black

by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023

The D. Khanzir Effect

When you're having a normal conversation but you end up talking about the super heavyweight eater, Piggy D. Ersh. It can be any conversation ever but it always goes back full circle to "him"

Greenpool : Yo hop on Fortnite!
NoChill : Ducklet built like neckbeard from Gumball
Greenpool and NoChill in unison : The D. Khanzir Effect!

by NoChillVr December 24, 2023

D. W. High

This is what ticket you'll be getting if you drive around under the influence of Cannabis!

I was so stoned i drove through a red light and got a D. W. High

by The Moonlighter January 5, 2022