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freddy and friends

an online show created by freddygolden99 on youtube using his five nights at freddys plushies
"hey do you like freddy and friends?"
"please dont talk to me"
by lenno! January 28, 2023
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squeaky friend

A person who acts childish or is an actual child.
They typically mention the hit game, ROBLOX.
Squeaky friend is a more respectful name compared to calling someone a kid or a child.
"Hey, do you want to play ROBLOX?"
"No, my squeaky friend. I'm 17."
by Squirp September 9, 2020
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SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021
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Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
by randomguy382 January 16, 2022
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slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
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My friend

by elie.28 October 25, 2023
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collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.
Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?
by Aylusia October 23, 2017
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