PENIS

Personal electronic nicotine inhaling system- a vape

What flavor is your PENIS?
Can I suck on your PENIS

by Twisted_wonderland89 January 25, 2019

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

Penis

haha

Haha penis

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017