slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Kizzle my dizzle

Kizzle my dizzle is a new expression that means: ''Kiss my dick''. It's used as a 'gtfo' curse.

Original author: B1ackMateria.

Fanboy: Hey, sorry being such asshole guy, but how do you do that!?
The Guy: Yo yo yo, kizzle my dizzle.

by b1ackmateria November 23, 2010

shot my wad

Means "I'm done, that's all I have the energy/money,willingness/desire for, there is no more I have to say/add/do."

Importer: "I'm sorry the cap on your bottle of Pickapeppa Sauce was defective. Maybe the distributor can arrange for a replacement."

Consumer: "Thanks but I've shot my wad on this subject." (I'm done, don't want to take it further.)

PS One hopes the provenance of this perhaps somewhat dated colloquialism was not an ugly sexual allusion to the male orgasm (back in the 50's when scumbag was an ugly slang term for condom) but at the time if it was, it did not seem to be generally thought of as such. But looking back, I dunno.

by Jim Blier July 30, 2005

Party in my Pants

An erection.

Looking at that hot jailbait over there, I get a wild party going in my pants!

Hey Mick, I see you got a pillow on your lap. Party in your Pants?

I got a party in my pants

by mathandscifi August 28, 2009

google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

by rparka April 11, 2008

Fuck my mom

A phrase used to express extreme dislike for someones actions, or to shut some one up.

Person 1: You're doing a pretty bad job at rolling that joint.
Person 2: How about you go fuck my mom. Huh? Just go fuck my mom.
Person 1:huh?

by Fenner August 21, 2006