Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.

If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.

by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 22, 2021

John J Morris

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️

John J Morris is 🅿️ For real

by G god see gf gbh February 15, 2022

John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024