I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

by L3KE August 5, 2021

When you get a chance

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

I didn't get a call

A response given when an individual or group of people are talking about a recent past event that they attended that you weren't notified of/invited to.

A: "Hey BLG wasn't that party last night sick??"
B: "Hell ya man"
You: "Mmhhh.... must be nice! I didn't get a call!"

by KhafeKhoon May 16, 2010

getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.

drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.

by tyII October 4, 2006

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

get out mah bindle

slang term used for get out of my space please, or please get out of my way.

"yo man you be eatin my toast, get out mah bindle".

by austina October 25, 2007