The life-altering turn of events caused by the sequester that affects all Government employees. Whether it is being laid off, furloughed, having your hours or pay cut, having jobs eliminated, losing your house, or otherwise being denied the middle class life you were pretty much guaranteed by working for the United States Federal Government.
Tony took a GS-10 job in the middle of nowhere as a way to get ahead with the plan of transferring to a big city with a higher locality rate. Now there's a hiring freeze, and the job he was supposed to take has been eliminated. He is now stuck living in the middle of nowhere and joins 2 million other Federal employees suffering from seques-frustration.
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Opposite: Bromosexual
Opposite: Bromosexual
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When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
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Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
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