The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
by 404_Lost December 20, 2018
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
by AellerKutumn September 13, 2018
Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.
Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her
"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024
If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 18, 2018
When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
by manchild8518 December 12, 2015