poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

Dick Around

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To fuck around, usually consists of head breaking and ordering Taco Bell on Grubhub.

Hey, you wanna dick around?
Yeah sure, you want taco bell?
Happy Ending.

by KinkyDrumline March 21, 2019

Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"

by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

dick-wad

a person that is really stupid and/or wierd

he is such a dick-wad

by theman102 November 20, 2011

dick whip

whipping ones dick across anothers face or other body part by rotating the hips to cause a whip like effect. usually done as a prank to a friend

My girlfriend wouldn't swallow so I dick whipped her.

by duckshit yellow April 24, 2011

eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

by Xeb November 13, 2003