Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

UR MOM

Its a comeback for .... bacically anything

Person1:i had spaggeti last night
person2:i had ur mom last night

by HEY its me again September 20, 2022

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

Ur mom

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.

Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.

by KatakuriFan69 September 20, 2022

Ur Mom

A saying used for literally nonreason. Commonly used by cupules named Ethan and Addison and girls.

Me; How was your day?
Her; Your Mom

by ethanhallway September 20, 2022