Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 24, 2023

N-host as a concept, may or may not exist, since something can exist, even if you personally have never heard of it.
by Sexydimma June 19, 2017

by Bananababy321 February 8, 2024

Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 4, 2017

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

N got abandoned by his parents, got adoped by pokemon, got adopted by gethis, got manipuleted by gethis, being hunted down by team plasma, can understand pokemon, thats not the end of his story tho.
by whatisitthatyouwant October 14, 2020

I love women. N ocap
by Mr Pickles69 December 2, 2022
