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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in 

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

that's what she said 

A phrase that is said after anything that could possibly be turned dirty to make it an innuendo. Sometimes serves to burn the person who said something somewhat sexual. But there is a comeback.
person 1 "those balls look bouncy"
person 2 "that's what she said"
person 1 "when you were concieved, hahahaa!"

often shortened to: "what's your 20?"

As in "What's your location?" Truckers ask other truckers this question in an attempt to triangulate smokey's location.
Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."

Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?

Bud: marker 27.

Jed: I got my eyes on.

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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting

You know what it is 

Meaning : a person wants you to give them something that belongs to you. This is normally said by the person who is robbing victims.

It is what it is 

It is what it is.

This phrase is a pointless grouping of words.

Most often used by those whose family's are riddled with incest. Typically they are exceptionally stupid, low rent, pukes. That is why they waste time and breath stating the obvious. "It is what it is" is free of any original thought, and is technically not a statement because it's not saying anything.

If you hear someone saying these words it's best to turn and leave, foregoing any interaction and definitely avoid business or extra familial affairs.
"It is what it is" said the lowlife to the heroin dealer.
It is what it is by Magikmoonmama January 7, 2020

Hey homes, what up ese? 

This phrase is a greeting of endearment between Latino gangster youth culture. Ese (masculine) and esa (feminine) are comparable to homeboy or homegirl. The phrase if said by a non-Hispanic is extremely offensive. It is comparable to the phrase, "What up, My n*gger?" in the Latino community. Also, the use of homes is derogatory because it is urban Latino gangster ideology.