Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 05, 2018

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 09, 2024

John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

Papa Johns Word

(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!

by QPaulG September 12, 2020

John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 06, 2022