Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.

Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.

by NBST June 13, 2024

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.

Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?

by JasonD May 4, 2015

Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022