Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak

"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"

by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021

No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December

All month it’s no date December

by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021

No Doggy Style December

You cannot doggy-style in December or you'll lose your balls

Girl: Lets have sex
Boy: I can't or I'll lose No Doggy Style December
Girl: we're breaking up

by LLL's smelly cock September 12, 2021

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021

the ninth of december

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its the ninth of december , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

November 26 - December 3rd

prank your friend that is a girl by saying you like them

i dont know how to tell you this but i like you

November 26 - December 3rd

by mix1942 November 25, 2021