Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 1, 2021

Whispering Eye

Vagina

Her legs were open so u could get a peek at her whispering eye.

by PeaceOfSuffering March 29, 2009

Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

sui eyes

The emptiness in the eyes of someone who once had principles but has nihilistically ended their own soul ("sui") to no longer have the spirit or values they once had.

Coined in 2025 by Elephant Graveyard, retired for the original person it referred to, but exists beyond him.

I used to like him, but I stared into his sui eyes when he interviewed Peter Thiel for four hours and didn't answer any questions about Palantir and I couldn't do it any more.

by jiggyshawa October 10, 2025

Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.

Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.

by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023