The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

Your life is out

Your life is trash or you just dont have one

My cousin: Bro i play madden all day im a god
Me: " Your life is out" kid

by Magic maark February 29, 2020

life

A slow killing poison, which the only cure is a method which quickens the poison.

"life is beautiful" "john my grandpa died of life after his mother gave it to him"

by deadmemes February 18, 2019

Life

A meaningless simulation that always ends in pain and suffering.

"Life sucks."
"Don't worry, it'll be over soon..."

by BluePikachuthecheeseisreal May 7, 2020

sap life

Sex, Alcohol and Parties, all the single sluttys enjoy that life all the fkn weekends.

Wow she's been living a sap life since she's single.
I NEED A SAP LIFE NOW
Someone told me than the sap life is so funny and freaky.

by The slutty Tiffany November 20, 2019

Life Kife

To take over someone's life after setting up or outright murdering someone.

That Guy got caught in a Life Kife just like his friend did.

by Jedsall August 12, 2022

Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.

Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."

by digiprints May 8, 2024