Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 22, 2020

Cat's

A really megesic creature that will fucking torture you till you die and when you die it will haunt your soul! !!!!!!!!!!!

hey can i have a cat
NO cat's are evil and megestic creatures
oh okay then-

by jadezDue October 27, 2021

cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 January 01, 2024

cat

a cat is a cat
and its a cat

cat.

by Cat53624 October 09, 2023

cat

a cat is a cat
and its a cat

cacat.

by Cat53624 October 09, 2023

cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

by BurnedEggs September 03, 2019

Cat

An annoying disturbance

Ughh the cat woke me up

by Hotpotato05 April 07, 2020