A B-Clance is someone who has rocking curly hair. She is fun, talented, mature, beautiful, and only slightly arrogant ;) She wants nothing more then to be a princess, but you can totally see that she's destined for much greater things.
Girl 1: "I watched Cinderella last night, I wish I could grow up and be just like her and sing and be pretty all the time!"
Girl 2: "You're such a B-Clance. Cinderella is a maid who has to be rescued by a boy. You are a talented real person who needs to show the world how much you rock as yourself."
Girl 1: "I can't be a B-Clance! I don't have an awesome friend named Kelly!"
Girl 2: "You're such a B-Clance. Cinderella is a maid who has to be rescued by a boy. You are a talented real person who needs to show the world how much you rock as yourself."
Girl 1: "I can't be a B-Clance! I don't have an awesome friend named Kelly!"
by _the_kellinator_ March 13, 2011
Get the B-Clancemug. The act of drinking a whole bottle of cheap wal-mart wine before your blind date shows up then talking smack to your date and you end up bagging her then proceed to deliver her a two hour long fuck session.
Brent crushed a bottle of La Moneda Reserva Malbec before his It’s Just Lunch date and ended up getting a b-twine.
by InTheMile November 20, 2019
Get the b-twinemug. by dizzy12342 October 20, 2021
Get the Basic B**** Ellenmug. A very angry way of saying noob, perhaps you may say this to your sibling when they sucked your toes at night.
Mum/Mom: Dearest, I would love for you to become a doctor
?: But Mother, I do not know of such methods
Mum/Mom: N O O B
?: But Mother, I do not know of such methods
Mum/Mom: N O O B
by The simpo May 22, 2021
Get the N O O Bmug. specifically lowercase b looks like a thumbsup
by cooolloooll June 15, 2021
Get the bmug. so you would just say "so you know how i've fucked like 20 girls" "yeah" "well now i have hepatitnephomus b"
by devishjack March 21, 2017
Get the hepatitnephomus bmug. by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021
Get the chaddy bmug.