Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

ur mom

ur mom is a word meaning (ugly and fat)

ur mom amogus susus sus sus ususus sususus

by Azicurs December 24, 2021

Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015