ur mom

used to insult ur friends, but be careful the victims mom might be dead.

"ur mom" ".. is dead, I know" "um, ur dad" " also dead" " yeesh ur life is sad, slay ig"

by deadbutIMalive November 24, 2022

my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022

Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

Your mom

She is very good in bed

Your mom knows me

by Your mom is nice November 28, 2022

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.

"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."

by replies November 30, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022