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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
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John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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John

It is used as the first name and uses a media's name for the last name
ex. John Ultrakill, John Silent Hill
by John Ultrakill October 24, 2025
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John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.
Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.
Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.
by Gay African November 11, 2017
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John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
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john andraka

The john andraka will get ur kids
by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017
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