Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

dozy cunt

one who offends others by "bigging themselves up" in their mind, whilst be frowned upon by a certain percentage of their peers.

victim: "i just beat you in poker because i'm obviously more skilled"

abuser: "you dozy cunt, go get an anal rimming"

by the-butler December 9, 2008

Hitler Fop Cunt

A particular male who dresses in such a way that would higlight the fact that he is a complete dandy. 'Hitler' and 'Cunt' helps to illustrate the complete ignorance and extremes such an individual will undertake in order to look like a complete metrosexual.

- Sally: "Oooh look at Frank over there, I LOVE his lovely waistcoat and supertight skinny's!"

- Jimmy: "Yeah....so? What about him?"

- Sally: "Isn't he just dreamy?!"

- Jimmy: "Nah, he is a complete Hitler Fop Cunt"

by videcormeum July 8, 2010

whoring cunt

To describe a very poor effort or to make a complete mess of something. Usually uttered in complete exasperation.

"my god! look at that woman trying to park her car, she's made a right whoring cunt of it!"

by Davie B August 1, 2006

cunt lard

somebody who thinks they know what they are talking about but have no idea.

bob-"dude did you hear about lori"
tom-"ya i herd she sucked some dick"
kyle-"thats not true cunt lard"
bob-"ya it is cumslicer"

by firecrotch17bitch May 8, 2007

Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

by Letterstogestapo October 26, 2015

Tractor Cunt

Basically trying to get somone to do somthing and being an ass-hole about it.

Stop Being a tractor Cunt!

by sidwaysSith666 January 2, 2017