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Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS
by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004
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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 24, 2007
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Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 12, 2012
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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.
Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey
by I know nothing really! March 21, 2015
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winston monkey rage

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.
The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.
by PoshLord May 30, 2016
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monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.
Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!
by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005
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