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Cat Bowl

The act of stretching ones scrotum in a fashion that resembles a bowl, then filling said bowl with a liquid.
Yuh did you see John luge that beer out of Ryan's cat bowl the other night?
by Cokpijb October 4, 2016
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cat cozy

a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.
"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.
by mayishcute April 8, 2015
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flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u
man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..
by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021
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cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.
aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.
by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019
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Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful
Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs
by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020
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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.
Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!
by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017
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