Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007

monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.

Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!

by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005

Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words

Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.

by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007

anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.

Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey

by I know nothing really! March 21, 2015

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth

That boy is monkey run swamp

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK August 27, 2019