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December, Give the person that you know likes you a chance

In the whole month, ONLY if your single, U have to give the girl that likes you a chance. It's the opposit as simp September, you have to show the girl/boy that you're into the person ..but not play that person, if you do then you have to send that person the ugliest picture of you and that person is allowed to post it and say mean comments about you

Shortcut: GTPTYKLYC or DECEMBER LOVERS
1 boy: "yo my man, it's December!
2 boy: yeah I know, it's gonna be Christmas
1 boy: no, not ONLY that, IT'S DECEMBER, GIVE THE PERSON THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU A CHANCE... which means you have to give that girl that's into you a chance!
2 boy: oh... I mean she is kinda pretty and cute so why not
by dghjkhgfd November 7, 2020
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Generally used if suspecting a micro-peen
L: I did a sweep and came up empty! Then I tried again and realized he had a micro-peen!
S: If you can find it, you can fuck it!
by LooseLarry75 December 5, 2025
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If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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So you took that as an accusation of wrongdoing but YOU WEREN'T ALONE in doing it and now you are trying to make it a thing like this was because I "accused you falsely of doing something"

Hym "I don't think you knew you were doing it but SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ALSO DOING IT... KNEW they were doing it. And it WAS A THING THAT WAS HAPPENING and IS. And is a problem. For you to assert that we have to care about saying nigger and faggot more than this. No. You didn't know it was a thing. I discovered that it was a thing. You felt attacked because you though I was accusing you but you didn't know anything at the time but by the time you found out about it. You just didn't get it. At any point. You didn't understand what was happening. You didn't want to play ball because I was being offensive and derogatory. And the people I said would suffer (through no fault of my own) for it did in fact have to do so. Even though THEY HAD NOT HAD TO DO THAT INITIALLY. You thought it was something it wasn't. I was flippant about what it was but at a certain point you had to have picked up on some general themes that emerged and you had to have known you didn't know what was going on and at some point you'd have to talk to the actual guy
But you didn't want to do that because you thought I was playing a game or something because I use a 50's announcer rhetorical flourish. 'Don't give him the attention that he wants. Oh! Shit! The kids!' And it wasn't even a set up! IT WASN'T EVEN A SET UP AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A SET UP! To TELL THEM THAT... 'don't give hym the attention that he wants. Oh no! Muh kids 😾 now I guess I'll do 'the opposite! Cus he said that one time.' Because you though it was a set up... And then for it to go disastrously wrong and then for you to BLAME ME FOR THAT... And make my life hell as a result of it. I don't think you knew you were doing it. I think you didn't believe me. And were dismissive about it and I was right and it does matter that I was right."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?
Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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