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Capital

An exclamation used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight;

the "poggers" of back in t'day.
"Jerry, old sport, I just made 100 dollars from my investment in that new company Henry Ford Motors."

Jerry: "Capital!"
by MegaToad January 17, 2022
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Capital: A Critique of Political Economy

A book written by Karl Marx and published in 1867 that deals with the development of capitalism and its problems. It is generally highly admired for its foresight of how capitalism would eventually develop over time.

Note that Capital: A Critique of Political Economy is purely criticizing the status quo, predicting its development and pinpointing its problems, while the Manifesto of the Communist Party (or simply Communist Manifesto) offers possible solutions to these problems.
'Hey, I just read Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Karl Marx. And I now believe that the only way to create a fair society is by overthrowing the bourgeoisie.'
by Achill_1337 August 3, 2019
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capital ish

capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.
girl 1:those chicks are capital ish.

boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like,
that would be the capital ish.
by emmmmmie August 16, 2008
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GanBJraSTer capital

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the eternal ruler capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸
I invented and made and created ganbjraster capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 11, 2021
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Loser capital of the world

Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.
by elegantillusion February 4, 2021
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Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
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