While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.
by Keister the Karnivore December 11, 2019
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Get the chicken sandwich on a tuesday mug.An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.
Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.
by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020
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“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.
by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023
Get the nice little tuesday mug.This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
by blaneficker January 12, 2021
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Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.
Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.
by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019
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John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!
by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016
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