Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

A boy's or girls name, He's cute, amazing,intelligent,interesting person. He's personality is everything. He's amazing best friend or Boyfriend, If u know him , don't let him go away that easily.

#Person 1: Have u met Tristan?

#Person 2: Yes, He's fucking Amazing.

by OneOfUrFavourites January 4, 2020

Tristan

Stupid

Oh he is coming not so smart strategisk
Tristan

by Skinke February 25, 2017

Tristan

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristans will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan! I wish I could be like him.

by Jackad November 22, 2021

tristan

tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed

girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad

by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021

Tristan syndrome

Someone who who has Tristan syndrome is a waste of pengnes (fitness)

‘Omg look at him’
‘Yh but he has Tristan syndrome’
‘Eww’

by JeannetteBaker294 November 27, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is a faulty ou. Often uses the phrase "yo mudders poess". Tristan stays in Mt Edgecombe but claims to spend most of his time in phoenix (unit 10) Tristan has an intense love for golf 1s and has no cherries

Tristan is a poes

by Mk1 lytie November 23, 2021