pig skank

An overweight, unattractive homewrecker with dirty genitals and home like a pig pin.

Why did my man fuck that pig skank??

by JC BARRACUDA February 12, 2017

Truffle Pigging

Aggressively sniffing the post sex wet patch

You two go at it, I'm just going to watch and go truffle pigging afterwards.

by Colin Metivier December 29, 2017

pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.

The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.

by mountainbiker30 September 29, 2008

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Quill Pig

Another name for porcupine.

The quill pig ate my brake lines and left quills in my dog.

by Themountaingirl February 23, 2009

plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.

You can't arrest me you plastic pig!

by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016