by J.Marinaro August 26, 2015
Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.
I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.
by Big Bad Gorilla March 17, 2017
Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.
by Ldkings February 12, 2012
someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single
usually single
by ZeroMindedPower January 04, 2018
"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”
by Zelley August 23, 2023
What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 20, 2023
by VicGoria January 26, 2014