squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

The Puppet Mastor

The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.

the puppet mastor destroyed my rectum

by canttouchthis909 June 1, 2016

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020

ello puppet

pirates of the Carribean beautifulness

"ello puppet"

by im a unicorn with a monicle November 28, 2016

Perfect puppet

When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do

Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet

by Dogggycoms October 31, 2021

snack puppet

A sock, with a face drawn or sewn onto it, containing delicious snacks.

"Check out my snack puppet!" said Marcie, pulling a sticky square of peanut brittle out of an athletic sock decorated with a cheery smile of red yarn and two black button eyes.

by Minty Coolie April 1, 2011