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night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times
a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.
by evil bob September 1, 2006
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Gentleman of the night

Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.
I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)
by Queen of hearts ❤️ January 19, 2016
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black night

A night of particularly severe drug or alcohol abuse accompanied by suicidal or self-destructive feelings in order to black out and forget about problems with a significant other or a break-up
Popularized by the song of the same name by Time Again.
George's girlfriend broke up with him this morning and he started drinking at 2. It's going to be a black night for him.
by K_Dogg March 15, 2007
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Cinderella night

A night when you have to be home by midnight, or thereabouts.
Josie: Going to Tim's party tonight?
Dave: Yeah, but I have work in the morning, so it'll be a Cinderella night for me.
by louisamaree January 24, 2011
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Nuggie Night

Nuggie Night is when you and your friends go to a fast food place and buy at least more than 30 chicken nuggets at night, then you and your friends try the best to eat all of the chicken nuggets.
1: Wanna get some chicken nuggets?

2: Yeah I can go for some nuggie.

1:I guess its a NUGGIE NIGHT!!!!
by Ayalayessir828 June 3, 2020
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Night burrito

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
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Health Night

A night you take a break from excessive alcohol consumption and stay home.
Bro 1: "Yo brug let's get smashed. Just me and you."

Bro 2: "Can't. Gym tomorrow morning. Gotta take a health night."
by garrawr March 20, 2011
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