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man the poop deck 

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

The Spider-Man 

When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
The Spider-Man by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007

The Tin Man 

After covering your lady friend's face in a healthy dose of your hot man chowder you then proceed to wrap her head in tin or aluminium foil while the aforementioned spunk still remains on her face
We were out of Plastic wrap last night so i just gave my girl the Tin Man instead.

"What are you the Cowerdly Lion? Give me the Tin Man"
The Tin Man by Billie_Lavin June 18, 2009

the perfect man 

is the person who listens your favourite pop songs though he has no particular taste in them. puts up with your capricious personality. realizes every little change you make on your appearance and praises it over and over. holds you close and gives you a hundred kisses on the cheek when no one is around. caresses you in the right spot. tries hard to do what you say, so if he can't make it, it's okay. has a respect for women, he proudly says that he is a defender of women's rights. highly intellectual. has a beautiful body and a face. The kind that you want to promise to be with him and cheer him up at times of trouble and tell how you like his romantic and sensible personality all the time.
For me, the perfect man is named Alper.
the perfect man by vanillafairy November 6, 2012

The Meat Man 

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.
The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.
The Meat Man by Soapp August 9, 2018

Frosty the dope man 

Slang term poking fun of frosty the snow man, pointing out that frosty may be made from cocaine.
Frosty the dope man let me sniff dat shit.
Frosty the dope man by the black man September 6, 2004