When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
After covering your lady friend's face in a healthy dose of your hot man chowder you then proceed to wrap her head in tin or aluminium foil while the aforementioned spunk still remains on her face
We were out of Plastic wrap last night so i just gave my girl the Tin Man instead.
"What are you the Cowerdly Lion? Give me the Tin Man"
is the person who listens your favourite pop songs though he has no particular taste in them. puts up with your capricious personality. realizes every little change you make on your appearance and praises it over and over. holds you close and gives you a hundred kisses on the cheek when no one is around. caresses you in the right spot. tries hard to do what you say, so if he can't make it, it's okay. has a respect for women, he proudly says that he is a defender of women's rights. highly intellectual. has a beautiful body and a face. The kind that you want to promise to be with him and cheer him up at times of trouble and tell how you like his romantic and sensible personality all the time.
Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.
The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.