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alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass
Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.
by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015
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Farm Dog

noun

1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.

2) One who is apathetic about something.

Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."
Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.

Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.
by Billy The Goat 29 May 5, 2016
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Boones Farm

A cheap brand of wine that homophobes/racists/college kids like to define on urban dictionary.
I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
by OMGWTFBBW August 22, 2014
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Farm block

The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.

When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.

Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.

I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.

Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
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Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.
Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?
by Pork Tines May 11, 2010
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Cum farm

When you cum on a rag every day for months and it grows fungi on it like mushrooms for example.
Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!

Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room
by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020
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The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
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