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Evan Healy

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
by Johnson Smith inc October 30, 2021
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evan & katelynn

might fight sometimes but still, they love each other forever.
they will always love each other, no matter what happens, evan & katelynn are good for each other.
by couple things November 29, 2021
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Evan Miller

Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.
“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”
by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018
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Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021
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evan sharpe

wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!
by The big ev November 12, 2020
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