Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

Buzzing off a drink and a few tokes, gosh I'm crispy!

Yah, I'm crispy! Grog and pot does that, aye!?

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018